What Are Men To Rocks and Mountains?

Always be kind and polite and have the materials to make a bomb.

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gallifrey-feels:

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the-banana-paradox:

oftortoises:

ok as much as otps are great can we just take a moment to appreciate brotps because just think about it. you’re just saying “wow i really love their friendship and the fact that they are friends and i think those two folks being friends is just great”

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The Hero and the Ginger

Holy SHIT

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hopelupined:

god but I just love Remus Lupin so much like remember when Snape started shit talking Neville to Remus in public when Remus had barely even met the kid and Snape makes Neville out to be worthless and incompetent and Remus says that he’s sure Neville is a perfectly nice kid and is like “I am sure he will perform admirably”

Remus Lupin is so important

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a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: transgiorno, via mars-is-the-new-world)

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qto12:

"The best way to prevent STDs and pregnancy is to not have sex!" Yeah well the best way to prevent drowning is to not go in the water but there are more practical methods like water wings and life jackets and learning how to swim.

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